Cards Against Humanity PHAN EDITION!

We play an offensive card game ..created by Dan and Phil viewers?? What could go wrong!
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  • slate is boring
    slate is boringVor 3 Minuten

    i am forcing my twitter mutual to watch this i’m so sorry bestie

  • nekotato chan
    nekotato chanVor 2 Stunden

    "a couple- Me:OMGOMGOMGOMG of guys"

  • Just A Person
    Just A PersonVor 5 Stunden

    Phils orchid!!! Has flowers!!!! He kept it alive!!!

  • h0pl3s5 h34rt5
    h0pl3s5 h34rt5Vor 6 Stunden

    currently thinking about how there could be someone who finds dan and phil through this video

  • Fatima Lalla
    Fatima LallaVor 7 Stunden

    My parental figures have arrived.

  • Fatima Lalla
    Fatima LallaVor 7 Stunden

    "sugar freak" sounded like a pet nameeeee

  • Fatima Lalla
    Fatima LallaVor 7 Stunden


  • Bobbi
    BobbiVor 12 Stunden

    Imma start saying Licwore now

  • WackySami
    WackySamiVor 18 Stunden

    Can’t tell if Phill said Sorry to the Camera for kicking it or if he apologized to us for the shake

  • Madison Coleslaw
    Madison ColeslawVor 19 Stunden

    I feel like I’m the .001% of strippers who watched this

  • Evan Benjamin
    Evan BenjaminVor 20 Stunden

    honestly i want the cube just so i can say i have the cube™️

  • Ele Eline
    Ele ElineVor 20 Stunden

    Omg even the music is so comforting

  • Xtheno 123
    Xtheno 123Vor 21 Stunde

    Do these two date

  • Argenteoque Carpento
    Argenteoque CarpentoVor 22 Stunden

    0:44 JOJO DNDND

  • breanna marissa
    breanna marissaVor Tag

    shoutout to all my fellow phannies who subscribed in 7th grade and are now full fledged adults

  • Becca Seymour
    Becca SeymourVor Tag

    Love you both so much

  • Nasya Jacobs
    Nasya JacobsVor Tag

    Dear Daniel Howell, Your smile made me cry tears of true joy. How dare you? Sincerely, Nasya A. Jacobs

  • maraschino
    maraschinoVor Tag

    and after 4 years im back on my bullshit, hello you two

  • Seapancakx
    SeapancakxVor Tag

    "he likes the pain" PHIL WHAT-

  • Galaxy S10
    Galaxy S10Vor Tag

    Are Dan and Phil a couple?

  • XRosemarieX XHathawayX

    XRosemarieX XHathawayX

    Vor Tag

    Don’t think so just think they are best friends

  • Candle Lynx
    Candle LynxVor Tag

    I missed them so much 😭🥺 i used to watch all your videos when i was 14

  • Taylor Duerr
    Taylor DuerrVor Tag

    this video is reminding me of the 3 minute intros to dan and phil game of the times we live in

  • Tasia Carll
    Tasia CarllVor Tag

    Oh my gosh I feel 14 again

  • xLucy9596x
    xLucy9596xVor Tag

    Ugh I missed Dan like no one can imagine. Seeing both of them together takes me back to freshman dorm room, and I feel warm again

  • Lesqie
    LesqieVor Tag

    Oh you’re back. Cool.

  • Tabatha O
    Tabatha OVor Tag

    I just found out that after six years my sense of humor is exactly the same.

  • Aleah A.
    Aleah A.Vor Tag

    Phil at 4:32 😳

  • I Have No Life
    I Have No LifeVor Tag

    The horror of gaining the knowledge that Minion Yaoi exists in the world is the same exact feeling of seeing the results when you look up Woody x Buzz or Lightning McQueen x Mater and actually getting fanfiction.

  • Lucy Corley
    Lucy CorleyVor Tag

    Anyone else remember A-M-A-Z-I-N-G Amazing Phil Comment like subscribe and rate, you know the drill...

  • Lizet Tovar
    Lizet TovarVor Tag

    this is so weird I’m an adult now

  • magiccereal
    magiccerealVor Tag

    I can't express the feelings of safety and comfort I get while watching these two. They got me through being a depressed high schooler and now they've come back to get me through being a (significantly less depressed) college student

  • Grace
    GraceVor Tag

    I miss them so much it hurts

  • Kelsey Simmons
    Kelsey SimmonsVor Tag

    we gonna ignore that phil said "b*tch"

  • Lilly Beatty
    Lilly BeattyVor Tag

    that's not a maple leaf-

  • Nathan R
    Nathan RVor 2 Tage

    Me and like 20 other kids in my year got detention a week ago cause the full one actual headmaster (principal) decided to walk in whilst we were playing

  • Letícia S
    Letícia SVor 2 Tage

    i love this duo damn

  • ye, it's me, bitch
    ye, it's me, bitchVor 2 Tage

    Liam be looking mad, but he was probably singing Little Things-

  • Stephen Wilkinson
    Stephen WilkinsonVor 2 Tage

    I know now you can trim a shroom 🍄

  • Laynee G.
    Laynee G.Vor 2 Tage

    this video made me so emotional bc just them being together and when they would talk about tatinof 😭😭 i just about cried,, i met them back in 2016 and this just made all those memories come back to me

  • nieooj gotoy
    nieooj gotoyVor 2 Tage

    something about phil holding a wineglass with coke and pineapple in it, saying "we're in the dark timeline now" is killing me inside xD

  • gay4chuu
    gay4chuuVor 2 Tage

    yeah phil is a loonarmy

  • Kady Leigh
    Kady LeighVor 2 Tage

    Ive missed this

  • Toni Moore
    Toni MooreVor 2 Tage

    Can you build your new place in the sims and hve dab and Evan move there?

  • Crabby
    CrabbyVor 2 Tage

    They are legit so done with all of us. No cap.

  • nieooj gotoy

    nieooj gotoy

    Vor 2 Tage

    this is so crazy, just two years ago we were all like “oMg tHeY aRe sO tOgEtHeR” and now they are

  • Lisa-Marie Gebhart
    Lisa-Marie GebhartVor 2 Tage

    Germany forgives you

  • artcutie1995
    artcutie1995Vor 2 Tage

    Me as a teenager: aware of these two, but never actually watching their videos Me as an adult: questioning why I hadn’t ever watched one of their videos

  • Grandpa Lis
    Grandpa LisVor 2 Tage

    i need more dan and phil videos i miss these bants, please do a part 2 to this game!

  • limefruit
    limefruitVor 2 Tage

    8:50 oh shit. I forgot they know about that horror of a fanfic.

  • Natalia Gasson
    Natalia GassonVor 2 Tage

    Pls tell Dan he looks like a fever dream in that flannel amen & hallelujah

  • esme
    esmeVor 2 Tage

    god i missed them

  • Lotem Thacker
    Lotem ThackerVor 2 Tage


  • Karime Mtz.
    Karime Mtz.Vor 2 Tage

    Very cute sloth :)

  • Totty the Twink
    Totty the TwinkVor 2 Tage

    I've been subscribed but I still didn't get this video until now

  • kitty
    kittyVor 3 Tage

    i miss dan and phil together so much this made me so happy

  • Madeline Greenwood
    Madeline GreenwoodVor 3 Tage

    Well, it took us a while, but we finally managed to get this video over 1 million views! Good work, team ^.^

  • Radelaid
    RadelaidVor 3 Tage

    the views are 999,000 for me and that’s kinda cool

  • Themagicalmiss
    ThemagicalmissVor 3 Tage

    Phil tweeting only Phans reminds me of the time I threw the group chat into chaos by sending a tiktok about what Mario kart character you play and whether that makes you a top or a bottom. I got bowser and it said top, so I said “guess I’m a top” then a friend replied “no , no you’re not” and I responded with “fuck around and find out” then chaos ensued

  • analyce
    analyceVor 3 Tage

    this is so crazy, just two years ago we were all like “oMg tHeY aRe sO tOgEtHeR” and now they are

  • phil's dead houseplants
    phil's dead houseplantsVor 3 Tage

    they put up with so much shit from us omg

  • Layne Brock
    Layne BrockVor 3 Tage

    Omg I forgot about the sexy end screen dance and now I have so much serotonin

  • diahri
    diahriVor 3 Tage

    How I miss hearing dan's laugh

  • Aimee BLM
    Aimee BLMVor 3 Tage

    That sloths gonna see somethings if you give it away...

  • Em Ison
    Em IsonVor 3 Tage


  • asioe kiou
    asioe kiouVor 3 Tage

    unfollowed him.

  • epiphany


    Vor 3 Tage


  • Smol Beans
    Smol BeansVor 3 Tage

    I MISSED THE BANTS SO MUCH! phil, honestly you and Dan could be doing anything and i’d think it was hilarious

  • milkymalk
    milkymalkVor 3 Tage

    I was not expecting a throwback to the ancient sexy endscreen dance but I’m happy about it

  • Zaphara Shion
    Zaphara ShionVor 3 Tage

    The amount of happiness that this video game me was too much.

  • asioe kiou

    asioe kiou

    Vor 3 Tage

    was that the super amazing project sound effect 😭😭😭

  • Xime Lozada
    Xime LozadaVor 3 Tage


  • Dayana Ricardo
    Dayana RicardoVor 3 Tage

    Sorry AM not speak English but i love your's videos ,

  • Rosemary
    RosemaryVor 3 Tage

    Man, I fucking missed this

  • abi melendez
    abi melendezVor 3 Tage

    i remember being 11-12 and dan and phil was everything to me. now im 17, almost 18, about to graduate highschool and im still sitting here smiling. i can pretend like i've grown up and i'm not apart of the phandom, but these 19 minutes have been the best 19 minutes since middle school

  • Julieta A.
    Julieta A.Vor 3 Tage

    we want this. we need this

  • Gigi
    GigiVor 3 Tage


  • Kara Solis
    Kara SolisVor 3 Tage

    Fun fact, I have seen someone put cheese spray in a soda stream and drink it on tiktok

  • ANTØ Alvarez
    ANTØ AlvarezVor 3 Tage

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaa amo esto lo necesitaba con toda la alma gracias dan y phil

  • curposio
    curposioVor 3 Tage

    The fact that I spent my middle school years absolutely obsessed with dan and Phil, and I can still hop on a video every so often and laugh makes me very happy

  • Julia Hallenbeck
    Julia HallenbeckVor 3 Tage

    Pepsi- in a Coca Cola glass? I don't give a damn.

  • SH x Holistic
    SH x HolisticVor 3 Tage

    a definite blast from the past

  • Angie’s ChaosCorner
    Angie’s ChaosCornerVor 3 Tage

    this is a present likeee aaaah

  • cristina torrealba fredes
    cristina torrealba fredesVor 3 Tage

    i havent laughed liked this in a really long time, thanks guys

  • Poppy Hazeldine
    Poppy HazeldineVor 3 Tage


  • Ella Elliott

    Ella Elliott

    Vor 3 Tage

    Red pixels but it legit looks like blood

  • Pagan
    PaganVor 4 Tage

    was that the super amazing project sound effect 😭😭😭

  • Rachel From Staples
    Rachel From StaplesVor 4 Tage

    Idk about u but Hentai and violent crafting sounds like a fun time 😂

  • Blaze The Biz
    Blaze The BizVor 4 Tage

    PINOF 11

  • Ella Elliott

    Ella Elliott

    Vor 3 Tage

    I’m just gonna tell myself this is it

  • Dear Fawn
    Dear FawnVor 4 Tage

    In answer to Dans question "Does anybody want this" I would like to answer yes. The whole world wants this.

  • ela ulaga
    ela ulagaVor 4 Tage

    Watching this again after a long and exhausting day at work waiting in the longest line in the world to get tested for corona. I want to go back to the day when i discovered Dan and Phil, life was soo simple back than...

  • Lola Fendetti
    Lola FendettiVor 4 Tage

    I missed Dan's laugh so much :)

  • Eve Smith
    Eve SmithVor 4 Tage

    We need the video of you giving each other hair cuts

  • Nube rosa
    Nube rosaVor 4 Tage


  • KingEhrys98
    KingEhrys98Vor 4 Tage

    My uncles are back.

  • Lan Dewell
    Lan DewellVor 4 Tage


  • 闇風- YamiKaze
    闇風- YamiKazeVor 4 Tage

    This unlocked my memory of the sexy end screen dance

  • sea bass
    sea bassVor 4 Tage

    Dan and Phil are like the gay British versions of Rhett and Link

  • Cheyanne Cortez
    Cheyanne CortezVor 4 Tage

    Can we have a Dan&Phil Crafts for the tree with moss and rock thing?

  • Q
    QVor 4 Tage

    My philosophy teacher used a picture of Dan lying on the floor as an example of an existential crisis.

  • giulia
    giuliaVor 4 Tage

    "the coke is hitting" i missed u danny boy!! ♡ glad u seem okay

  • Dan Hurt
    Dan HurtVor 4 Tage

    I wanna win *~cube~*

  • Thalia Arias
    Thalia AriasVor 4 Tage

    I missed u guys together!!! so exited!!!

  • Kathy Johnson
    Kathy JohnsonVor 4 Tage

    "You got 5 or 6 BUDDY?!?"

  • Kay Austin
    Kay AustinVor 4 Tage

    I feel like a high schooler again watching this and it's wonderful